Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak.

If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak.

(Source: steviepies)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

Aziz Ansari, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Michael Cera, Kevin Hart, James Franco, Mindy Kaling, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill and Emma Watson on the set of Seth Rogen’s new film “The End of the World” in New Orleans, Louisiana on May 31, 2012

(Source: femburton)

Posted 16 hours ago

Avengers pick up lines:

  1. Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  2. Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  3. Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  4. Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  5. Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
Posted 16 hours ago

Love, Ellie

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

I think this customer who threw her items at me was literally on crystal meth.

Posted 18 hours ago

always-fair-weather:

The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)